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You have reached Third Monday®, where your taste buds rule and your wallet pays the price. Here, we’ll (I mean I’ll) spill the beans on local foods and stores—no sugar-coating, unless we’re (I’m) talking about donuts. Whether you’re hunting for the town’s top taco or trying to avoid another tragic excuse for a bagel, our (MY) reviews have you covered. Dig in, and let someone else risk the mystery meat before you do

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  • The Next Place

    The Next Place

    More of the same and a little bit less. Dom Caruso’s was disappointing. The menu looks like any other traditional Italian American menu of usuals; spaghetti and meatballs, lasagna, chicken parmigiana. This place replaced Bona, and kept the menu along with some staff. I love the server lady who has been there for 20 years.…

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  • Top Hat Deli

    Top Hat Deli

    What’s it all about? Since the ‘about’ section of Top Hat Deli’s website isn’t about food, this picture isn’t about food either. It’s the server’s nails, and they are fabulous. Normally a restaurant’s “about” section has something to do with the food they serve. Not the Top Hat Deli. It’s the story about some stupid…

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  • Dom Caruso’s Italian Cucina

    Dom Caruso’s Italian Cucina

    More of the same and a little bit less. Dom Caruso’s was disappointing. The menu looks like any other traditional Italian American menu of usuals; spaghetti and meatballs, lasagna, chicken parmigiana. This place replaced Bona, and kept the menu along with some staff. I love the server lady who has been there for 20 years.…

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